What you are about to read is highly classified information directly from the North Pole. I can’t say much about how and why I came into possession of these items but I can say they were sent by real Christmas elves. They just got internet and feel a need for the world to hear theirContinue reading “Inside Christmas: Exclusive elf journal entries”
Author Archives: Cindy
How To Get Rid of Roaches for Good!
Cockroaches are the scourge of the earth. They were here long before us and will be here long after we’re gone. They can adapt to anything but they definitely hate certain things. Living in roach-infested NYC in some pretty shitty apartments, I’ve battled many roaches. Through trial and error and a lot of research IContinue reading “How To Get Rid of Roaches for Good!”
The Giving Shelf
I’ve lived in New York City for 11 years now. Actually born in NYC, Queens to be exact, but raised in NYC suburbia. I experienced community, helping each other out. Small towns mostly, think Stars Hallow from Gilmore Girls. My dad was raised in NYC and always hated when people talked negatively about NYC, howContinue reading “The Giving Shelf”
Cat zoom call 2
Sammy Ginger Oh God! You didn’t…. Sammy I did! Decorated early! Well… my human did. But I willed her too. I think we need it this year. Ginger It’s not even ruined meat day! Sammy I think that’s called “Thanksgiving”? I know, but I need extra warmth. I don’t know why but somethings different thisContinue reading “Cat zoom call 2”
Cat Zoom Call 1
Ginger Sammy Hey girl! Ginger What’s up? Sammy Not much. Sitting on my heater. Ginger Ahhh…jealous. My heater isn’t here yet. He’ll be here in a couple hours. Sammy Your human? The male one with the warm foot?Now I’m jealous! I wish my human’s foot was that warm! I have to go all the wayContinue reading “Cat Zoom Call 1”
5 Reasons Why Cats are the Best!
Cats are often misunderstood. They’re sometimes thought of as cold or aloof. Selfish or malicious. They are none of these things. It’s true that a cat doesn’t give themselves over to just anyone. You have to earn their love, but when you do, you’ve got a friend for life and that’s a very cute friendContinue reading “5 Reasons Why Cats are the Best!”
Making it okay to talk about sexual abuse male or female
I’ve recently joined multiple sites online in an attempt to feel human connection in this worldwide pandemic. If we can walk away with anything good about 2020, it’s that we’ve stripped our masks, the ones we’ve been wearing for years. The ones that made it okay to answer the question “how are you?” With theContinue reading “Making it okay to talk about sexual abuse male or female”
My Terrible trip to the OBGYN
I went to the gynecologist this morning. I’m uninsured right now so I go to a clinic with a sliding scale which means you pay based on your most recent income earned. As you can imagine, the waiting list is very long. I prefer, no, NEED, a female doctor. I’m not comfortable with a manContinue reading “My Terrible trip to the OBGYN”
The Interloper
Sammy Harry and I have been getting along I guess. He’s annoying but that’s nothing new. There is one thing though. We got a new friend. Cactus. Friend? Actually no. That’s not true. He’s a sheep in wolves’ clothing…An interloper…A fiend…a liar and a cheat. Cactus Harry Cactus? He’s okay! Likes to be scratched. IContinue reading “The Interloper”
An American Rant
Capitalism, has no business in the betterment of people. People aren’t commodities. We think, we feel, we’re emotional beings,even if you don’t recognize that. As babies, we cry when we need food because we can’t say we want food. As babies, We cry when we’re hurt because we don’t have the words. We all justContinue reading “An American Rant”
