Santa said he was sorry I was sorry. Sorry I’m sorry!? He’s sorry I felt sad. Not that he made me feel sad! It’s like he’s sorry but not really sorry? I can’t stop thinking about this! Good luck getting to sleep tonight Jingles! I don’t know how I’m going to run the two department meeting Mrs. Clause is making me have first thing in the morning! And, when I went to her office today, the cookies had raisins in them!! Who puts raisins in a cookie!? A ND I have to interview workshop sweepers!
Jingles had an emergency bear and doll meeting this morning. First thing! Hi! How are you! Get in the meeting hall NOW! He’s sooooo annoying. When he turned his back, Apples made a funny face and I made one back with my tongue out! It was hilarious! Jingles asked us all “how can he help us focus more” then PebbleBrooke burst through the door with his cookies! It knocked Jingles over! It was so funny!
Mrs. Clause, Susan, (we’re best friends now) let me take one of the cookie trays home to practice and I came up with the best trick! I hold the tray with one hand because I’m an expert now, then I raise my other hand in the air like it’s the end of a magic trick! I practiced with snowballs, I didn’t have enough cookies at home and Leafhoppers didn’t want to snowball fight yesterday so I had 600. I did it this morning in the meeting hall! Leafhoppers loved it! Everyone did! Maybe Leafhoppers will snowball fight today? Then it will be THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!
I’M SO MAD! The elves refuse to focus AND Apples and Leafhoppers were making fun of me behind my back! My back was turned but my head was looking over my shoulder. It’s one of the most frustrating things about being an elf. When someone’s back is turned all you can see is their back. BUT, when your back is turned and you look over your shoulder, you can see everyone but they can’t see you! I learned that in the management academy and I wish I never did! I can’t believe Leafhoppers! We’ve lived in the same two family house since she was born! I even shared a room with her older brothers! I’ll talk to her after dinner tonight and I won’t take “I’m sorry you feel that way” for an answer!
When I brought Santa his afternoon cookies, he was looking at the light up box on his desk. I asked him what it was and he said it was a way to keep track of things down south and up here. I wonder what that means. I’ll ask Leafhoppers.
PebbleBrooke told me the box on Santa’s desk lights up! Shimmy told me yesterday that it was mysterious but not that it lights up! When I looked at it, it didn’t look like it had a lamp inside it but I guess I couldn’t really see it. I’m gonna pretend there’s something in my slipper on the way to the break room and stop right in front of Santa’s office. I’ll take another look.
I couldn’t wait till dinner to talk to Leafhoppers so I went to her station but she had something in her slipper. She said “I have something in my slipper I guess I’ll have to take it off!” Really loudly so it must’ve been something big. I had an interview with a potential sweeper and who knows how long that would take her to find whatever it was. I hope it didn’t take too long because she was right in front of Santa’s office with the internet computer I’m not supposed to tell the elves about. I call it an “interbox”. Has a better flow to it.