Ginger
Sammy
Hey girl!
Ginger
What’s up?
Sammy
Not much. Sitting on my heater.
Ginger
Ahhh…jealous. My heater isn’t here yet. He’ll be here in a couple hours.
Sammy
Your human? The male one with the warm foot?Now I’m jealous! I wish my human’s foot was that warm! I have to go all the way up to the head! Is there maybe a difference in warmth between a male and female human?
Ginger
Definitely!
Sammy
Is that sun!? Jealous again! Mine is indirect. Totally insufficient hence the box with the numbers on it.
Ginger
I’d like a box too. I moved. Can’t find the right angle.
Sammy
Me too. I feel like this might be good.
Ginger
It accentuates the spot on your chin. I feel weird about my chin. Look!
Belle
You know what!? You two are GORGEOUS!! Are you really judging yourselves by your markings!? Why!? For who!? Humans?? They’re lucky to have us!!
Ginger
Belle? I thought you couldn’t make it! You seem upset. Did something happen?
Belle
Oh I refused to get in that undignified bag type thing that my humans try to put me in sometimes. Put all fours on the opening. It’s like, I know what it sounds like when you bring it out! No, humans! I WON’T be going to the vet today! Yeah, you can spell it out all you want! I can’t spell, but I know how you are when you’re about to take me to it!!
Look at my chin! At least you have markings!
Ginger
Whoa Belle!
Sammy
Take it from an eleven year old, you can’t change your humans. Only your reaction to them.
Ginger
I hear you Sammy but humans can be frustrating AF. I can hear my little humans shouting as we speak. Nothing I can do and I just feel what I feel, you know?
Belle
No offense ladies, but FUCK THAT! I’ve had not only my current humans but one before that! I’m sorry, I really resent anyone just picking me up like I’m a stupid dog or something!
Ginger
Ugh! Dogs! I’ve never actually met one but still.
Sammy
Hear that? The barking? That dog is SO LOUD! And I’m five flights up! Like, what are you even saying! It just repeats the same sound over and over again.
Ginger
I’ve heard they’re big but the one I see all the time is small. Really small.
Belle
Are we really talking about dogs?
Sammy
I’m sorry you guys. I just got really tired. I knew I shouldn’t have moved to this towel but I did anyway.
Ginger
As you were talking I moved to this rug. It’s soft and I think I’ve found a good looking location for me. Hashtag calico problems!
Belle
I love that you said “hashtag”. Don’t know what that means, but, I love it! I moved around too. Guess I’m not that confident tabby I think I am!
Sammy
Ginger
I moved again. A little human is really hitting the spot. Talk soon?
Belle
Pretty sure Sammy’s out. Yeah, definitely talk soon! Bye Ginge!
Ginger
Ginger has left the conversation.
Belle
I get it. Sammy? You’re still on.
Sammy
Belle
We’ve gotta figure out how to get to gallery view. Goodnight ladies!
Love this. Maybe you can make a series
I’m working on a second one. Stay tuned!