Sammy

Ginger

Oh God! You didn’t….
Sammy

I did! Decorated early! Well… my human did. But I willed her too. I think we need it this year.
Ginger

It’s not even ruined meat day!
Sammy

I think that’s called “Thanksgiving”? I know, but I need extra warmth. I don’t know why but somethings different this year and I need it.
Ginger

Yeah, I get it. Somethings up for sure. I hear you on the warmth. But you know how I feel about Christmas….
Sammy

Harry!!!! Ginger! Harry took my phone! Don’t talk to him!!
Ginger

Sorry Harry….
Sammy

Harry!!! Give it back!!!! You’re so annoying!!!!

Harry! Jesus Christ! Don’t point it at me like that! Terrible, TERRIBLE angle!
Ginger

Hey Sammy? Belle just texted me. Should we invite her? Do you do that?
Sammy

Ugh!! So annoyed! I’ll add her. Do I look fat? Remind me never to sit like this again.
……..Waiting for Belle to join
Belle

Sammy

What the hell!?
Belle

Have you seen this shit!?
Ginger

I wish I could un-see it…
Belle

THIS is what humans think of us!!
Sammy

But what is it?
Belle

Cats!
Ginger

No, no it’s not…. is it still there?
Sammy

Ummm…. I’m pretty sure that’s a human….
Belle

It’s cats. And there’s singing! Look!

Ginger

Dear God why!
Belle

Offensive on every level.
Sammy

It’s shaped like a human, it’s clearly a human face, but the ears…..
Ginger

I would like to never speak of this again.
Belle

And there’s one that eats cockroaches! Just eats them! And it’s a SHE!
Sammy

Ohhhh that pisses me off! I have no idea why!!
Belle

Ginger? Did she hang up?
Sammy

Let me see….. yeah, she left. I think it was the cats. Cats?
Belle

Oh no. Do you think she’s mad at me?
Sammy

Probably. Listen, I’m literally about to fall asleep. Talk soon?
Belle

Yeah me too. Ok! Good nigh…..
You’ve done the impossible and made want to see this version of “Cats”.
🤣 🤣 it’s CRAZY! Good luck! Thank you for reading! I’m working on a third.
The best one yet!