Cat Zoom Call 1

Ginger

Waiting for Sammy to join

Sammy

Sammy joined

Hey girl!

Ginger

What’s up?

Sammy

Not much. Sitting on my heater.

Ginger

Ahhh…jealous. My heater isn’t here yet. He’ll be here in a couple hours.

Sammy

Your human? The male one with the warm foot?Now I’m jealous! I wish my human’s foot was that warm! I have to go all the way up to the head! Is there maybe a difference in warmth between a male and female human?

Ginger

Definitely!

Sammy

Is that sun!? Jealous again! Mine is indirect. Totally insufficient hence the box with the numbers on it.

Ginger

I’d like a box too. I moved. Can’t find the right angle.

Sammy

Me too. I feel like this might be good.

Ginger

It accentuates the spot on your chin. I feel weird about my chin. Look!

Belle

Belle joined the conversation

You know what!? You two are GORGEOUS!! Are you really judging yourselves by your markings!? Why!? For who!? Humans?? They’re lucky to have us!!

Ginger

Belle? I thought you couldn’t make it! You seem upset. Did something happen?

Belle

Oh I refused to get in that undignified bag type thing that my humans try to put me in sometimes. Put all fours on the opening. It’s like, I know what it sounds like when you bring it out! No, humans! I WON’T be going to the vet today! Yeah, you can spell it out all you want! I can’t spell, but I know how you are when you’re about to take me to it!!

Look at my chin! At least you have markings!

Ginger

Whoa Belle!

Sammy

Take it from an eleven year old, you can’t change your humans. Only your reaction to them.

Ginger

I hear you Sammy but humans can be frustrating AF. I can hear my little humans shouting as we speak. Nothing I can do and I just feel what I feel, you know?

Belle

No offense ladies, but FUCK THAT! I’ve had not only my current humans but one before that! I’m sorry, I really resent anyone just picking me up like I’m a stupid dog or something!

Ginger

Ugh! Dogs! I’ve never actually met one but still.

Sammy

Hear that? The barking? That dog is SO LOUD! And I’m five flights up! Like, what are you even saying! It just repeats the same sound over and over again.

Ginger

I’ve heard they’re big but the one I see all the time is small. Really small.

Belle

Are we really talking about dogs?

Sammy

I’m sorry you guys. I just got really tired. I knew I shouldn’t have moved to this towel but I did anyway.

Ginger

As you were talking I moved to this rug. It’s soft and I think I’ve found a good looking location for me. Hashtag calico problems!

Belle

I love that you said “hashtag”. Don’t know what that means, but, I love it! I moved around too. Guess I’m not that confident tabby I think I am!

Sammy

Ginger

I moved again. A little human is really hitting the spot. Talk soon?

Belle

Pretty sure Sammy’s out. Yeah, definitely talk soon! Bye Ginge!

Ginger

Ginger has left the conversation.

Belle

I get it. Sammy? You’re still on.

Sammy

Belle

We’ve gotta figure out how to get to gallery view. Goodnight ladies!

Belle ends the zoom call.

Published by Cindy

For money, I’m what you call a banquet captain. That means I’m in charge of timing and staff at special events, weddings, benefits, movie premiere parties...ect. I’m also a filmmaker and freelance writer. I’m owned by two cats, Samantha and Harrison Chase who reluctantly allow me to travel, something I’m made to do.

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