Ice Age Buffet: The Finish Line Part 5

Re-cap: Groog, feast leader, is getting ready for the great feast to celebrate remaining life along with Joog, event organizer, Keen, broth leader and Bleech, server. He’s down two employees, Yaan (dead) and Roon (injured). Que the town gossip has everyone talking about Pol and Lom, two hunters who had a drunken disagreement the night before. Everything has gone wrong but Zta, Groogs wife has stepped in to help along with their 4 year old daughter Zte and a mysterious old woman (30’s) who, to his surprise, is Groogs Mother in Law.

If I Told You a Secret…..

If I told you a secret, would you promise to keep it? She asked. She was drunk. Derrick answered yes, unfortunately. She’d passed out before telling him. She didn’t know it but she had just taken a knife to their previously blissful relationship. Why would she ask that!? He was a self professed “obsessive motherContinue reading “If I Told You a Secret…..”

How To Get Rid of Roaches for Good!

Cockroaches are the scourge of the earth. They were here long before us and will be here long after we’re gone. They can adapt to anything but they definitely hate certain things. Living in roach-infested NYC in some pretty shitty apartments, I’ve battled many roaches. Through trial and error and a lot of research IContinue reading “How To Get Rid of Roaches for Good!”

Cat Fiction: The Interloper

Sammy Harry and I have been getting along I guess. He’s annoying but that’s nothing new. There is one thing though. We got a new friend. Cactus. Friend? Actually no. That’s not true. He’s a sheep in wolves’ clothing…An interloper…A fiend…a liar and a cheat. Cactus Harry Cactus? He’s okay! Likes to be scratched. IContinue reading “Cat Fiction: The Interloper”

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