Cat Zoom Call 4, Dating App

Sammy and Belle discuss online dating and cat emojis

If I Told You a Secret…..

If I told you a secret, would you promise to keep it? She asked. She was drunk. Derrick answered yes, unfortunately. She’d passed out before telling him. She didn’t know it but she had just taken a knife to their previously blissful relationship. Why would she ask that!? He was a self professed “obsessive motherContinue reading “If I Told You a Secret…..”

How To Get Rid of Roaches for Good!

Cockroaches are the scourge of the earth. They were here long before us and will be here long after we’re gone. They can adapt to anything but they definitely hate certain things. Living in roach-infested NYC in some pretty shitty apartments, I’ve battled many roaches. Through trial and error and a lot of research IContinue reading “How To Get Rid of Roaches for Good!”

Cat Fiction: The Interloper

Sammy Harry and I have been getting along I guess. He’s annoying but that’s nothing new. There is one thing though. We got a new friend. Cactus. Friend? Actually no. That’s not true. He’s a sheep in wolves’ clothing…An interloper…A fiend…a liar and a cheat. Cactus Harry Cactus? He’s okay! Likes to be scratched. IContinue reading “Cat Fiction: The Interloper”

Cat Fiction: When Harry met Sammy, a tale of two kitties

Samantha “Sammy” Rebecca Rodriguez-Harris I had my own inside. It was great. Humans who served me well, places to look outside, warm. Then one day, the humans brought in this little grey and white thing they called Harry. At first I thought he was cute. Wasn’t too adept at say, covering his poo, but IContinue reading “Cat Fiction: When Harry met Sammy, a tale of two kitties”

Becoming Harry

Hello! I’m Harry! My full name is Harrison Chase. I was first called Oney One. You see, I was hungees and I spotted something that could have been food. I just trying to get to it when all these huge things stopped and made noise. They weren’t humans, but they had humans in them. ItContinue reading “Becoming Harry”

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