Cat Zoom Call: Overlooked for a job

Sammy

Sammy is upset but playing it cool, and calling Belle.

Belle

Hey Sammy. I got your text. What’s the 911?

I’ve thrown myself into this pillow. I’m so upset!!

Belle

I’m listening…

Sammy

I threw myself on a different pillow because I was just grossly overlooked!

Belle

Go on.

Sammy

Well, my male human, the one that hasn’t been home, is apparently opening a bar. Clearly he needs a capable mouser! He hasn’t asked me once to take the position!

Belle

Wow. Just wow.

Sammy

I mean, he knows I’m from the streets! I pulled a mouse carcass from a hole in his first apartment and dropped it at his feet! He was like “what’s that smell?” It’s a fucking dead mouse bitch! Here it is!

Belle

Humans can be so ungrateful.

Sammy

Yes. They can. It took a while to dig that carcass out. It wasn’t a confirmed kill but an excavation which actually is harder!

Belle

You’re perfect for the mouser position. Who knows what his problem is. I certainly DID NOT send my resume to him.

Sammy

Wait. What?

Belle

I mean, I definitely didn’t send a PDF file of my confirmed kills to him…or anyone! I got your back girl!

Sammy

A PD-what?

Belle

Nothing! Absolutely nothing!

Sammy

Anyway, thanks for listening. He came home after so many nights like he was so stressed out and it pissed me off. I know from Harry who grew up in a bar that there are mice. And they need to be taken care of. Just thought that job was mine cause we have history you know?

Belle

Yes, yes, of course. You see I’m not emailing a PDF of my resume, just sitting on a magazine. Keep me posted.

Published by Cindy

For money, I’m what you call a banquet captain. That means I’m in charge of timing and staff at special events, weddings, benefits, movie premiere parties...ect. I’m also a filmmaker and freelance writer. I’m owned by two cats, Samantha and Harrison Chase who reluctantly allow me to travel, something I’m made to do.

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