Cat Zoom Call 5: Robot or Dog?

Harry

Harry waiting for Sammy to join.

Sammy

Hey-ohhhhhh

Harry

What?

Sammy

Never mind. Thought that would sound better than it did. You don’t need to be so close, by the way.

Harry

Oh! Right!

Sammy

But you should also look at the screen….

Harry

Ok

Sammy

Ok…. anyhoo, what are we going to do about the robot? The new one. Just move the screen paws length away.

Harry

I did. Which one? What’s a robot?

Sammy

This one. It’s a robot. Not a cat, not a human….

Harry

Oh yes! Are we sure it’s not a dog? I put the screen at the end of my foot.

Sammy

I mean… have you ever seen a dog? It’s a robot, trust me. I don’t like it. Your feet are long.

Harry

Well, It has food sometimes, I’ve heard that dogs have food. I put the screen on the human. See?

Sammy

Yes! The screen is fine! I know it has food! I’m the one eating it! Not the point!! It’s food from a robot! It’s supposed to come from a human!

Harry

Are we sure it’s not a….

Sammy

It’s not a mouse!!!

See!? Here’s a mouse in the robot!

Harry

Ohhhh…. Mouse! I want Mouse!

Sammy

OH MY GOD! This is not about the mouse!! The point is, FOOD SHOULD NOT COME FROM A ROBOT!! IT DOESN’T BELONG HERE!!!

Harry

I’m okay with it. Food is good. My only problem with it, is, you keep eating all the food. Can I have some?

Sammy

NO!! It’s only big enough for my head. Maybe you should pay attention to when it gives food, not just wait for me to be eating it, then trying to stick your ridiculously small head under mine!

Harry

Ok, well, if I can’t have the food too, then let’s knock it over. Hey Sammy? Why do we have to use the screens if we’re both on my bed? I can see you without it. Can I just come over to you?

Sammy

Really!? This from the cat that wants to be a part of ALL my calls to my friends!? Need I remind you of the last time you were next to me on my bed?

Harry

That’s not how I remember it….

Sammy

You know what? Forget it. I’m over this. I’m not on the bed now. Don’t look at me.

Harry

Sammy ends the conversation.