Harry
Harry waiting for Sammy to join.
Sammy
Hey-ohhhhhh
Harry
What?
Sammy
Never mind. Thought that would sound better than it did. You don’t need to be so close, by the way.
Harry
Oh! Right!
Sammy
But you should also look at the screen….
Harry
Ok
Sammy
Ok…. anyhoo, what are we going to do about the robot? The new one. Just move the screen paws length away.
Harry
I did. Which one? What’s a robot?
Sammy
This one. It’s a robot. Not a cat, not a human….
Harry
Oh yes! Are we sure it’s not a dog? I put the screen at the end of my foot.
Sammy
I mean… have you ever seen a dog? It’s a robot, trust me. I don’t like it. Your feet are long.
Harry
Well, It has food sometimes, I’ve heard that dogs have food. I put the screen on the human. See?
Sammy
Yes! The screen is fine! I know it has food! I’m the one eating it! Not the point!! It’s food from a robot! It’s supposed to come from a human!
Harry
Are we sure it’s not a….
Sammy
It’s not a mouse!!!
See!? Here’s a mouse in the robot!
Harry
Ohhhh…. Mouse! I want Mouse!
Sammy
OH MY GOD! This is not about the mouse!! The point is, FOOD SHOULD NOT COME FROM A ROBOT!! IT DOESN’T BELONG HERE!!!
Harry
I’m okay with it. Food is good. My only problem with it, is, you keep eating all the food. Can I have some?
Sammy
NO!! It’s only big enough for my head. Maybe you should pay attention to when it gives food, not just wait for me to be eating it, then trying to stick your ridiculously small head under mine!
Harry
Ok, well, if I can’t have the food too, then let’s knock it over. Hey Sammy? Why do we have to use the screens if we’re both on my bed? I can see you without it. Can I just come over to you?
Sammy
Really!? This from the cat that wants to be a part of ALL my calls to my friends!? Need I remind you of the last time you were next to me on my bed?
Harry
That’s not how I remember it….
Sammy
You know what? Forget it. I’m over this. I’m not on the bed now. Don’t look at me.
Harry
