Oh God is she asleep!?
Sammy
Sorry Belle, In was asleep. What’s up?
Belle
Something TERRIBLE happened today!
Sammy
I’m listening…
Belle
Are you? You look like you’re sleeping…
Sammy
Nope! Wide awake! Definitely not sleeping!
Belle
I got up at the same time like I do every morning, I went to the kitchen for breakfast, and I see the male human!
Sammy
Go on…
Belle
I was waiting for him to do whatever it was he was doing and move away but he didn’t!! I thought maybe he was nibbling on my food, rude but okay, turns out, he wasn’t! He was pouring more food into my bowl!!
Sammy
Ha ha! You mentioned food now Harry’s thinking about food!
Belle
Sammy!! Don’t you get it!?
Sammy
Ummm…. Yes?
Belle
Oh for fucks sake! It’s supposed to be the female!! Who knows what he put in there! He’s authorized to stroke my tail but that’s it!
Sammy
Oh my God!! Sorry, this whole time I was thinking about cleaning myself, then I was about to, then, I got it!! The wrong human did the wrong thing at the wrong time!! Oh Belle! I’m so sorry!
Belle
I just can’t even believe it!! AND, she was sleeping the whole time!! I checked!
Sammy
WOW! Just WOW!
Harry wants to know if you got food? Sorry, he was making annoying little noises and he wouldn’t have stopped unless I included him.
Belle
Yes but that’s beside the point! It’s the principle of the thing! Look! She’s rubbing my ear! She’s got some REAL NERVE today!
Sammy
Do this to her. See what I’m doing? Look away like you don’t care. That’ll teach her. I could go for an ear scratch…
Belle
It does feel good but I’m looking away! Looking away!!
Sammy
Just stay like that. See? And whatever you do, DON’T PURR!!
Belle
Too late. She’s moving her way to my tail. You know how I love a tail stroke….
Sammy
Oh I know. I could go for a tummy rub and full body stroke so I moved to this chair. My human will be here any second now. Talk soon?
Belle
Yep!