Category Archives: Cat fiction

What you are about to read is highly classified information directly from the North Pole. I can’t say much about how and why I came into possession of these items but I can say they were sent by real Christmas elves. They just got internet and feel a need for the world to hear theirContinue reading “Inside Christmas: Exclusive elf journal entries”

Sammy Ginger Oh God! You didn’t…. Sammy I did! Decorated early! Well… my human did. But I willed her too. I think we need it this year. Ginger It’s not even ruined meat day! Sammy I think that’s called “Thanksgiving”? I know, but I need extra warmth. I don’t know why but somethings different thisContinue reading “Cat zoom call 2”

Ginger Sammy Hey girl! Ginger What’s up? Sammy Not much. Sitting on my heater. Ginger Ahhh…jealous. My heater isn’t here yet. He’ll be here in a couple hours. Sammy Your human? The male one with the warm foot?Now I’m jealous! I wish my human’s foot was that warm! I have to go all the wayContinue reading “Cat Zoom Call 1”

Cats are often misunderstood. They’re sometimes thought of as cold or aloof. Selfish or malicious. They are none of these things. It’s true that a cat doesn’t give themselves over to just anyone. You have to earn their love, but when you do, you’ve got a friend for life and that’s a very cute friendContinue reading “5 Reasons Why Cats are the Best!”

Sammy Harry and I have been getting along I guess. He’s annoying but that’s nothing new. There is one thing though. We got a new friend. Cactus. Friend? Actually no. That’s not true. He’s a sheep in wolves’ clothing…An interloper…A fiend…a liar and a cheat. Cactus Harry Cactus? He’s okay! Likes to be scratched. IContinue reading “The Interloper”

Samantha “Sammy” Rebecca Rodriguez-Harris I had my own inside. It was great. Humans who served me well, places to look outside, warm. Then one day, the humans brought in this little grey and white thing they called Harry. At first I thought he was cute. Wasn’t too adept at say, covering his poo, but IContinue reading “When Harry met Sammy”

Hello, I’m Sammy, my full name is Samantha Rebecca Rodriguez-Harris. My female human likes to tell people she named me this so the terrible humans who touch me inappropriately when I don’t feel well have to say this full name. I personally don’t care for it. I’m 9 years young and still beautiful according toContinue reading “Samantha, A rescue story.”

Hello! I’m Harry! My full name is Harrison Chase. I was first called Oney One. You see, I was hungees and I spotted something that could have been food. I just trying to get to it when all these huge things stopped and made noise. They weren’t humans, but they had humans in them. ItContinue reading “Becoming Harry”

It’s a fact. Cats are cute. Always have been. Even the big ones, tigers, lions, not that you’d want to approach them but don’t you kind of want to rub their tummy’s when they roll on their backs? Cats were revered in ancient Egypt but I can’t help picturing the great pharaoh Rameses like, “hewow,Continue reading “5 signs your cat is cuter than anyone else’s”