Cat Zoom Call 4, Dating App

Sammy

Waiting for Belle to join….

Belle

Hey. I’m being scratched.

Sammy

I prefer TO scratch. Give me one second on this cactus…..

Belle

No problem! I’ll have him stop so we can talk in private. Not that he’d understand but I’m almost over this.

Sammy

Okay great. I really need your opinion on something and Harry heard a noise so he’s hiding under the covers. I can’t figure out how to roll my eyes.

Belle

Just try to blink quickly but don’t shut your eyes all the way. Breath out quickly too.

Sammy

Like this?

Belle

Sure.

Sammy

Anyhoo, I joined a dating app. It’s called Twitter. Lots of cats from all over the world. I met a male, his name is Cole….

Belle

That’s hot….

Sammy

Right!? Anyway, we started talking, he’s interesting, has two humans like me but the male is something called “British”. He sent me a bunch of pics now I feel like I need to send him at least one but I hate all of them! I mean, penguin much!? I’m gonna take a new one but like, what pose? I figured I’d ask you cause you’re super judgmental….

Belle

Sammy

Honest?

Belle

Well, “honestly”, I’m a little annoyed but I do have some ideas I just won’t be looking at you for a minute.

Sammy

Fair enough…

Belle

Okay, first, is this just a casual thing? Short term? Second, what does he look like and is he neutered? I’ve heard the Brit’s sometimes aren’t, have no idea where. Have you heard his voice?

Sammy

Oh wow… ummm…. I guess casual, yes. Neither of us go outside anymore so It would have to be. Neutered? I haven’t asked but something tells me no. He looks like he has a deep voice.

Belle

Okay, okay… well what exactly does he look like? Have you seen him next to anything like a human chair or a typical scratching post?

Sammy

Hmm… let me think about that. He’s mostly on top of things like tables or computers…. long hair, black, yellow eyes…. actually, I noticed in one pic, he has some specks of white around his chest.

Belle

Ohhhh… an older male… experienced.

Sammy

I’d put him around 12?

Belle

12 year olds know what they want. I suggest rolled over, on your side, looking back. Maybe even feet stretched out?

Sammy

Like this?

Belle

That’s the one, and don’t use that stupid emoji with the yellow, hearts for eyes, cat face! Only cute to humans. Let me know what he says!

Sammy

Will do!

Belle left the conversation

Sammy

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For money, I’m what you call a banquet captain. That means I’m in charge of timing and staff at special events, weddings, benefits, movie premiere parties...ect. I’m also a filmmaker and freelance writer. I’m owned by two cats, Samantha and Harrison Chase who reluctantly allow me to travel, something I’m made to do.

7 thoughts on “Cat Zoom Call 4, Dating App

  1. Adorbs! Maybe you can get some pictures of Diane’s cats Penguino and Penguina. Penguino can be the boyfriend.

    On Wed, Jan 20, 2021 at 7:44 PM Occasionally Positive wrote:

    > Cindy posted: ” Sammy Waiting for Belle to join…. Belle Hey. I’m being > scratched. Sammy I prefer TO scratch. Give me one second on this > cactus….. Belle No problem! I’ll have him stop so we can talk in private. > Not that he’d ” >

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