Cat Zoom Call 3 Fed by the Wrong Human

Belle anxiously waiting for Sammy to join and tapping her tail rapidly

Oh God is she asleep!?

Sammy

Sorry Belle, In was asleep. What’s up?

Belle

Something TERRIBLE happened today!

Sammy

I’m listening…

Belle

Are you? You look like you’re sleeping…

Sammy

Nope! Wide awake! Definitely not sleeping!

Belle

I got up at the same time like I do every morning, I went to the kitchen for breakfast, and I see the male human!

Sammy

Go on…

Belle

I was waiting for him to do whatever it was he was doing and move away but he didn’t!! I thought maybe he was nibbling on my food, rude but okay, turns out, he wasn’t! He was pouring more food into my bowl!!

Sammy

Harry

Ha ha! You mentioned food now Harry’s thinking about food!

Belle

Sammy!! Don’t you get it!?

Sammy

Ummm…. Yes?

Belle

Oh for fucks sake! It’s supposed to be the female!! Who knows what he put in there! He’s authorized to stroke my tail but that’s it!

Sammy

Oh my God!! Sorry, this whole time I was thinking about cleaning myself, then I was about to, then, I got it!! The wrong human did the wrong thing at the wrong time!! Oh Belle! I’m so sorry!

Belle

I just can’t even believe it!! AND, she was sleeping the whole time!! I checked!

Sammy

WOW! Just WOW!

Harry

Harry wants to know if you got food? Sorry, he was making annoying little noises and he wouldn’t have stopped unless I included him.

Belle

Yes but that’s beside the point! It’s the principle of the thing! Look! She’s rubbing my ear! She’s got some REAL NERVE today!

Sammy

Do this to her. See what I’m doing? Look away like you don’t care. That’ll teach her. I could go for an ear scratch…

Belle

It does feel good but I’m looking away! Looking away!!

Sammy

Just stay like that. See? And whatever you do, DON’T PURR!!

Belle

Too late. She’s moving her way to my tail. You know how I love a tail stroke….

Sammy

Oh I know. I could go for a tummy rub and full body stroke so I moved to this chair. My human will be here any second now. Talk soon?

Belle

Yep!

Belle ends the conversation

Published by Cindy

For money, I’m what you call a banquet captain. That means I’m in charge of timing and staff at special events, weddings, benefits, movie premiere parties...ect. I’m also a filmmaker and freelance writer. I’m owned by two cats, Samantha and Harrison Chase who reluctantly allow me to travel, something I’m made to do.

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